The Impulse

Two men are standing in a very long line. One is noticeably tall , the other is vertically challenged.The taller man is in front of the shorter man in line.

TM-(Tall man) 

SM-(Short man)

RPIL- (Random Person In Line)

(line moves and SM accidentally bumps TM)

SM- Oh, sorry about that. 

TM- No problem, how's it going down there little man 

SM- Fine, Little man!? what are you saying?

TM- Oh you know well i kinda noticed I'm all the way up here and your all the way down there, ha ha.. (awkwardly)

SM- Sir, are you implying that I'm short?

TM- No I...

SM- I find that to be extremely rude and offensive, how do you know I'm so short? From my view your freakishly tall! 

TM-I am not FREAKISHLY tall! Yes i am considered a tall man but i never called you FREAKISHLY short did i sir!? i guess i was just making conversation, you know small talk. 

SM- SMALL talk, really another hit at me being short again!?... You just keep pushing it. 

TM- That's not what I meant!, What is your problem. 

SM- My problem?! Here i am minding my own business patiently waiting in line when I accidentally bump into Godzilla, then he turns around and call's me a little man!?.... Just cause your taller than everyone else doesn't mean you should go around calling everyone little!

TM- Alright you are taking this way out of context, look I'm sorry I commented on your lack of height, but sir you are the one pointing finger's and making fun of me calling me "Godzilla" and freakishly tall,  i find that just to be just as offensive, but in all honestly i could care less about what other people think of me, so give it a rest stumpy. 

SM- ......

TM- Oh don't know what to say to that do you! ...  

SM- No I'm above arguing this any further.  

TM- Oh I see, Short man too "good" for this coversation, Your "above" arguing further ha ha, from what i see your not "above" anything. Well at least not anything in this line ha ha ha ha ha! 

SM- Would you shut up! I swear i'll have security come pound your ass

 (Lady behind short man says...)

RPIL- Could you guy's stop, this is getting really annoying. And by the way youre next sir (Say's to Tall Man) 

 TM-oh,... sorry miss. (awkwardly Exits)

 

The Greatistest song eva!

 (1st Verse)
Eat some cake, along the lake,
I love you like i really love cake.
Your lawn is so green, its like a green machine (the hulk?)
And its always greener on the other side.
 
(Chorus)
Sometimes tape is fun to eat, but don't get it on your feet.
oh oh oh oh, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo.
And no one can ride as solo as Jason Derulo!


(2nd Verse)
Sometimes I am really lonely, so i ride a little pony
and i think about scorching your flesh while tied to wooden stake
over a red glowing fire while your helpless corpse marinates to my pleaseure.

 (Chorus)

Sometimes tape is fun to eat, but don't get it on your feet.
oh oh oh oh, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo.
And no one can ride as solo as Jason Derulo!

(Bridge)
You make me come to realize, I love you like a thousand blue, clear, illuminating skies.
and........
 
(Chorus)

Sometimes tape is fun to eat, but don't get it on your feet.
oh oh oh oh, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo.
And no one can ride as solo as Jason Derulo!

Shake The Dust*

This is for the lonely late nighters.
This is for quiet hearted and simple minded.
This is for the kid who ran last place.
*Shake The Dust*
This is for the teenage girl glowing on the outside withering within.
This is for the ones who have something worth fighting for.
This is for speakers who don't want to be spoken for.
*Shake The Dust*
This is for the workers who work till their bones ache, but never get a break.
This is for the high school nobody.
This is for the single mothers who take on the world
*Shake The Dust*
This is for those left to the wolves.
This is for the "ignorant" who are misunderstood.

This is for you
*Shake The Dust*

DIRECT ORDERS:

Rock Out like the girl of your dreams just called you cause she needed someone to talk to, Rock Out like your band just got put on tour, Rock Out like big foot was asleep in your back yard, Rock Out like the goverment just called you and said no more taxes they want to pay YOU, Rock Out like your favortie song just came on the radio, Rock out like YOUR concert is sold out 3 mounths before show time, Rock Out like you have the most facebook friends in the world, Rock Out like spring break is tomorrow, Rock Out Like your favorite band is in town and you have backstage passes, Rock Out like your the last man on earth except a civilization of Bikini models, Rock out like you just found Amelia Earhart is chillin on your porch, Rock Out like your in love and don't care who knows it, Rock Out like cancer was just cured, Rock out like you where put in the paper cause you where too sexy to be true, Rock Out cause you Can.