Ace Ventura Pet Detective

OW: Ace Ventura is known for his amazing animal interaction and detective work. In he beginning he is taking time off in a munk Asramn.
The Call: Ace is contacted by a man named Greenwall who needs his help in a case.
Refusal: Ace refuses saying he is needed at the Asramn.
Mentor: The head monk talks Ace into the case saying they are running out of space and he should use his talents, Ace still refuses. Head monk gives ace his medal as a promt to leave ( Ace: "This took you 80 years to acchive!?" Head Monk: "Thats okay i don't like it anymore."
Threshold: Ace seems to be quite a handfull making jokes out of every obsticle they encounter. (Flight Attendant: Peanut? Ace: No thanks i have one already, its quite bulky but i consider it a carry on.
Test's allies enemy's: Ace and greenwall are to work together to solve the mystery of the missing White Bat (the only animal ace dislikes) that is sacred to the Watchati tribe. Ace learns that the tribe is going to go into a war with another tribe if they do not find their precious bat. Ace and greenwall travel to the Watchati's village and meet the strange tribe along with its "Head Cheif" who spits in aces face a first sight, ace is told that is an honor in their culture so he spits a giant lugi in the cheifs face. ace learns about poachers rumored to have stolen the sacred bat.
Approach: Ace journey's into the dwelling cave of the sacred white bat to look for clues he is extremely scared cause he is terrified of bats! Ace runs out of the cave screaming like a baby.
Ordeal: He spy's on the right hand man of aces employer of the case and thinks he might be behind the missing bat. Ace than kidnaps the man and takes him in for questioning but than learn's that the man is innocent and awkwardly releases him.
Reward: Ace than finds the bat in the hands of the poachers! Ace gets caught by the poachers sneaking in their lair and is tied to a raft going off a giant waterfall.
The Road Back: Ace canno't figure out who hired the poachers, he meditates and than recieves the awnser to the motive of the case GUANO! "Bat Shit"
Resurrection: Ace has got his man, and its the guy who hired him in the first place? why did he do it? Ace learns that he was just a distraction to insure that the bat was missing and that he could take control of the cave that had lots of guano in it without the watchatis interfering
Return with elixir: Ace steals the bat and saves the dat returning it to the Watchati's yay

50 words that's it!

The Adventure's of Phil Conforworthy Mcslaventhugnerboccenthatchersiville the worm


Phil was a worm. He lived in a old rusty can and really didn't like it that much, you see phil lived in washington and it rained quite often....so big deal right? Well imagine rain 10 times it's size nailing a tin roof.  That sound sucked! So Phil moved.

Blurbs

The Paperthin Hymn -Anberlin
Late night in a hospital room there is distressed man sitting beside his unconscious wife on her hospital bed. He is in denial knowing he is losing his wife. He suffers countless sleepless nights with these thoughts polluting his mind. He spends every last moment he can with her during the day making it seem like everything is going to be okay. Sooner than later all the heartache get's to him and he is the one lying on his death bed when his wife awakens in recovery.


Bored Of Your Love- Meg & Dia
Hopeless romantic guy fall's in love with a girl. He is all over it, she isn't so interested. She is bored of him and just getting tired of it, he is unstable but  not going to give up. He's giving it all he's got trying to make things interesting she blows him off her shoulder, she wants for forget about it to her its a mess. He want's to never forget all the moments they spent.

Facedown- The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
Guy takes a liking to this girl and is inspired by her. She is in an abusive relationship and just puts up with it the guy is frusterated she stays with her boyfriend who beats on her. She hides her bruises and scars with make up and is living a lie pretending its all okay. Guy confronts "boyfriend" saying do you feel like a man when you push her around? do you feel beter now? He gets angry beats on her again she screams she's had enough and its over.

A Change In Pace- Proving Ground
Things aren't going so hot for lonely guy. He works a dead end job and it seems everything in life is not running so smoothly. Passions, Dreams, Desires seem out of reach while he is tied down to his responsibilites, it seems that every other human being on this earth is progressing while he is stuck motionless. He lets go and breaks free of his dull exsistance "Changes Pace" finds motion and progression in his life.

Take Cover- Acceptance
Guy catches his girlfriend cheating on him can't believe what he sees. She has no idea he caught her so he starts to see how much of a liar she really is. He still goes with keeping quiet about what he knows to be true but still has hope he won't catch her again. She still shows complete love for him while doing what with who knows behind his back he can't handle this much longer game the lie is getting old.

Six Word Memoirs

1.Simple days soon fade to age
2.Anything that is six words yes?
3.Soup is just soggy gross food

4.I was gone last week "absent"
5.More to living than being alive
6.face just what your up against
7.I'm losing your and its effortless - The Fray
8.now this is who we are.
9.not what you had in mind
10.Take take take take it away- The Used

Song Lyrics

Anberlin Paperthin Hymn-
Plot: Guy who's lost his loved one or losing his loved one wants another chance
Setting: Hospital Room, Streets, Hotel Room
Conflict: Denial at what has occured in his life, depression and heart ache and sleepless nights from constant thoughts.
Theme: Moving on, Living free, Recovery.
Lyrics: http://www.plyrics.com/lyrics/anberlin/paperthinhymn.html
Music Video: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5pg9c_anberlin-paperthin-hymn_music

The Impulse 2

Teenage guy and girl are sitting in car and its raining. There is tension and okward silence cause the guy who is driving suddenly stops and says nothing. Guy- look, i don't know how to put this but it's over...
Girl- what? what do you mean?
Guy- you know what i mean, i just can't do this anymore this isn't working...
Girl-  so your just breaking up with me? is that it.
Guy - Yeah that's why i came and got you we aren't going to a party, i don't think you even love me anymore.
Girl- No!? i do love you, why are you doing this to me.. to us.
Guy- I knew you where going to say that, don't say you love me when you know you don't. You never text me back when i text you, youre allways busy and constantly flirting with other guys on facebook.
Girl- Well i was never a good texter i'm sorry, don't take that personally cause i do that to everyone. And what facebook!? yeah i talk to my friends on facebook that are guys but i don't really flirt with them..
Guy- Don't play that card with me, i see little suggestive commentary on your "guy firends" statuses and such..
Girl- Alright so your breaking up with me cause of my facebook activity... you have to be kidding me.
Guy- Get out...
Girl- Huh?...
Guy- You heard me, Get out of the car.!..
Girl- What!..No! are you just gonna leave me here and drive off!?
Guy- Hurts don't it.
Girl- Uhhh, yeah that would be horrible of you.. no way am i walking home from here.
Guy- Well now you understand how i feel.
Girl- What is wrong with you?.. i wouldn't tell you to just get out of the car and  then leave you in the cold..
Guy-  I was making a point, you do this to me all the time you act like you don't even care about me and leave me isolated and left in the cold. You never respond to me when i wan't to talk to you and constantly ignore my feelings....
Girl- .... well i'm sorry you feel like that....
Guy- Yeah well sorry dosen't fix anything, so really get out.
Girl- your kidding me.
Guy- No get out of the car.
Girl- Okay fine, ill get out just leave me then.
(Girl opens door and gets out of the car and shuts door)
(Guy rolls down window)
Guy-Bye (drives away)

The Impulse

Two men are standing in a very long line. One is noticeably tall , the other is vertically challenged.The taller man is in front of the shorter man in line.

TM-(Tall man) 

SM-(Short man)

RPIL- (Random Person In Line)

(line moves and SM accidentally bumps TM)

SM- Oh, sorry about that. 

TM- No problem, how's it going down there little man 

SM- Fine, Little man!? what are you saying?

TM- Oh you know well i kinda noticed I'm all the way up here and your all the way down there, ha ha.. (awkwardly)

SM- Sir, are you implying that I'm short?

TM- No I...

SM- I find that to be extremely rude and offensive, how do you know I'm so short? From my view your freakishly tall! 

TM-I am not FREAKISHLY tall! Yes i am considered a tall man but i never called you FREAKISHLY short did i sir!? i guess i was just making conversation, you know small talk. 

SM- SMALL talk, really another hit at me being short again!?... You just keep pushing it. 

TM- That's not what I meant!, What is your problem. 

SM- My problem?! Here i am minding my own business patiently waiting in line when I accidentally bump into Godzilla, then he turns around and call's me a little man!?.... Just cause your taller than everyone else doesn't mean you should go around calling everyone little!

TM- Alright you are taking this way out of context, look I'm sorry I commented on your lack of height, but sir you are the one pointing finger's and making fun of me calling me "Godzilla" and freakishly tall,  i find that just to be just as offensive, but in all honestly i could care less about what other people think of me, so give it a rest stumpy. 

SM- ......

TM- Oh don't know what to say to that do you! ...  

SM- No I'm above arguing this any further.  

TM- Oh I see, Short man too "good" for this coversation, Your "above" arguing further ha ha, from what i see your not "above" anything. Well at least not anything in this line ha ha ha ha ha! 

SM- Would you shut up! I swear i'll have security come pound your ass

 (Lady behind short man says...)

RPIL- Could you guy's stop, this is getting really annoying. And by the way youre next sir (Say's to Tall Man) 

 TM-oh,... sorry miss. (awkwardly Exits)

 

The Greatistest song eva!

 (1st Verse)
Eat some cake, along the lake,
I love you like i really love cake.
Your lawn is so green, its like a green machine (the hulk?)
And its always greener on the other side.
 
(Chorus)
Sometimes tape is fun to eat, but don't get it on your feet.
oh oh oh oh, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo.
And no one can ride as solo as Jason Derulo!


(2nd Verse)
Sometimes I am really lonely, so i ride a little pony
and i think about scorching your flesh while tied to wooden stake
over a red glowing fire while your helpless corpse marinates to my pleaseure.

 (Chorus)

Sometimes tape is fun to eat, but don't get it on your feet.
oh oh oh oh, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo.
And no one can ride as solo as Jason Derulo!

(Bridge)
You make me come to realize, I love you like a thousand blue, clear, illuminating skies.
and........
 
(Chorus)

Sometimes tape is fun to eat, but don't get it on your feet.
oh oh oh oh, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo, I'm riding solo.
And no one can ride as solo as Jason Derulo!

Shake The Dust*

This is for the lonely late nighters.
This is for quiet hearted and simple minded.
This is for the kid who ran last place.
*Shake The Dust*
This is for the teenage girl glowing on the outside withering within.
This is for the ones who have something worth fighting for.
This is for speakers who don't want to be spoken for.
*Shake The Dust*
This is for the workers who work till their bones ache, but never get a break.
This is for the high school nobody.
This is for the single mothers who take on the world
*Shake The Dust*
This is for those left to the wolves.
This is for the "ignorant" who are misunderstood.

This is for you
*Shake The Dust*

DIRECT ORDERS:

Rock Out like the girl of your dreams just called you cause she needed someone to talk to, Rock Out like your band just got put on tour, Rock Out like big foot was asleep in your back yard, Rock Out like the goverment just called you and said no more taxes they want to pay YOU, Rock Out like your favortie song just came on the radio, Rock out like YOUR concert is sold out 3 mounths before show time, Rock Out like you have the most facebook friends in the world, Rock Out like spring break is tomorrow, Rock Out Like your favorite band is in town and you have backstage passes, Rock Out like your the last man on earth except a civilization of Bikini models, Rock out like you just found Amelia Earhart is chillin on your porch, Rock Out like your in love and don't care who knows it, Rock Out like cancer was just cured, Rock out like you where put in the paper cause you where too sexy to be true, Rock Out cause you Can.

I'm Thinking About You

I'm thinking about you, i'm thinking about you like Oxyclean thinks about stains, like gansta's think about chains, like the forcast thinks about rain. I'm thinking about you like preachers thinking about preaching, like teachers think about teaching, like how much i just want to know what it is your seeking? I'm thinking about you, im thinking about you like a predator thinks about prey, like night thinks about  day, like 14 year old girls wish justin bieber wasn't gay, like in the middle of winter we all think about may. You know all i can think about is you.

Love Is...

1.Love is a fingerprint (leaves a mark on all that is unique and its own)
2.Love is an escape (it rescues you from despair)
3.Love is tainted
4.Love is a crime (done with intention, usually regretted)
5.Love is a disease (infects all in its path, not curable)
6.Love is a lighthouse(guides you to safety)
7.Love is a window pain
8.Love is a chemical
9.Love is a board game
10. Love is your name.